January 2012
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
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aunty-fatatas replied to your post: omg no wonder no wonder I don’t have a girlfriend…
i talk abt poop all the tiiiiime
omggg yaay another person to talk poopie with!!!!!!!!!
omfg this is seriously the hottest story evevr
sartiebodyshots:
screamingbitchdragon:
I wonder how many people have screamingbitchdragon blacklisted. Probably all of Liz’s followers
I would assume so. And all of yours have Sartiebodyshots blacklisted lbr
This is sad why can’t everyone get along and enjoy poop
I wonder how many people have screamingbitchdragon blacklisted. Probably all of Liz’s followers
sartiebodyshots:
screamingbitchdragon:
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It’s like gassy tho like i pooped but i still feel gassy it SUCKS
i am about to tumblr savior poop
sartiebodyshots:
toiletdiving:
You mean everyone hasn’t already, lol?
omg heather you’re not FUN
omg they’re scissoring i wanna scissor it sounds like fun
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: At work today I was waiting to clock in and…
How goes your poop
Idk it won’t come out. My belly is all kinds of rumbling and it’s like RIGHT THERE but it won’t come out
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: I’m ringing in the new year alone in my bed…
Writing some Sartie, watching Twilight Zone, promising myself poop and cheese after Sartie is done
I’m pooping right now
omg no wonder no wonder I don’t have a girlfriend I talk about poop all the time
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At work today I was waiting to clock in and everyone was talking about this girl that works with us and we were talking about how much everyone hates her. And like in the middle of someone’s sentence this girl walks in and I start busting out laughing and I’m like bent over about to pee myself or pass out omg it was amazing okay but we’re so mean
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I’m ringing in the new year alone in my bed reading Brittana smut
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“We have seen videos but the true pioneers of lighting farts dates back to the...”
– Workpoop.com
poop is such a funny word like who sat down and was like hmmm this brown stuff coming out of my ass should called poop. I would have been like this stuff coming out of my ass should be called WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: Sarah + big pile of shit = OTP
assuming you mean poop and not bad things
POOP
Sarah + big pile of shit = OTP
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Everyone is glee club has someone they’re probably going to end up with at the end of this season EXCEPT ARTIE DAMNIT WHY CAN’T ARTIE BE LOVED I DON’T UNDERSTAND
I usually take three sleep pills in order for them to work. I just took 3 and I have 7 left. Do I take one pill and not sleep or do I take 4 and die?
One time I was eating popcorn and I had a kernel in my mouth so I spit it out of the couch and 2 seconds later my niece starts choking and spits a pop kernel out of her mouth I ALMOST KILLED MY NIECE WITH A STRAY POPCORN KERNEL
My sister keeps getting my hopes up saying her and David are breaking up and THEN THEY DON’T stop toying with my emotions that it’s not FAIR
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OMG SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT MARK AND I WAS SO CONFUSED I WAS LIKE MARK WHO THE FUCK IS MARK IS HE A WARBLER BUT IT WAS MARK SALLING OMG
My thumb still isn’t healing I think I’m going to be doomed to have a hole in my thumb for the rest of my life
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yourewhalecome replied to your post: Honestly, none of the relationships on glee are…
idk klaine is pretty solid
are you being serious or
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my-lucky-day replied to your post: Honestly, none of the relationships on glee are…
lol even tike sprung from infidelity and everyone keeps saying they’re ~the best relationship on glee~ so
omg except not because Mike threatened to break up with Tina because she wanted to help him achieve his dreams. Yep perfect award goes to TIKE
I want a love like Micaela and Sam minus all the robot aliens
Honestly, none of the relationships on glee are healthy. I mean, they have their good parts, but for the most part I wouldn’t want a relationship like any of them. Not even Brittana. I mean, I want the honest and true love that they feel for each other, but the relationship came about because one was a manipulative bitch and the other was a cheater. Idk all the relationships just suck
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2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
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my-lucky-day replied to your post: my-lucky-day replied to your post: I wanna know…
I’M SO FREAKIN SORRY ;_;
yourewhalecome:
what if you peed so hard you broke a hole in the toilet
HANA I LAUGHE SO LOUD MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY OMG
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: sartiebodyshots replied to your post:…
Maybe I should do that with Kevin hrm
yes yes do that
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: sartiebodyshots replied to your post:…
omg loling at my life kissing my computer so I can kiss all my friends
I’m pulling a picture of Naya up and kissing it so
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youhadmeatklaine replied to your post: youhadmeatklaine replied to your post: I wanna…
I HATE YOU TOO BECAUSE KURTOFSKY MAKES ME CRY IN THE WORST WAY OK I HAVE MY REASONS
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FEELINGS ON MY BLOG OKAY
OKAY BUT IT’S 7 O’CLOCK IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW AND NAYA HASN’T RELEASE HER SINGLE YET WHAT IS UP WITH THIS YOU HAVE 5 HOURS NAYA 5 HOURS
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: sartiebodyshots replied to your post: If you told…
YES COME HERE I NEED YOU ALL HERE SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE IN PERSON HOW AMAZING YOU ARE AND HUG YOU ALL AND OMG
CAN WE ALL JUST KISS OUR COMPUTERS IT’LL BE LIKE KISSING EACH OTHER AT MIDNIGHT OKAY OKAY OKAY
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my-lucky-day replied to your post: I wanna know why Kurt’s was so sad during Constant…
crying
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youhadmeatklaine replied to your post: I wanna know why Kurt’s was so sad during Constant…
it was because of the elections i know it was a rhetorical question but STILL
GO AWAY I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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sartiebodyshots replied to your post: If you told me three years ago that I’d have…
If you told me a year ago i would have friends all over the world I loved and trusted and make me cry in the good way I would just stare at you like crazy bitch
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yourewhalecome replied to your post: I wanna know why Kurt’s was so sad during Constant…
YOU ARE SO RUDE THIS IS RUDEH!IBHI!VKIYFXKCIVAUYKBFIHJKS YOU KNOW I’M FRAGILE
i’m SORRY IMAGINE THINKING THIS ON YOUR WAY HOME AND ALMOST RUNNING YOUR CAR OFF A BRIDGE BECAUSE YOU WERE SO EMOITIONAL
I wanna know why Kurt’s was so sad during Constant Craving
WHAT IF IT’S BECAUSE HE HATES BLAINE NOW AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH DAVE AND HE REALIZED IT AT THE BAR
If you told me three years ago that I’d have friends all over the world I’d laugh in your face and call you crazy
Okay but who knew poop could bring people together?
I haven’t been on all day. Did you guys miss me?
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Do I stay up until midnight and be tired tomorrow or do I go to bed now and miss the ball drop hmmmmm
December 2011
